December 2011
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Belfast for New Year's Eve?
Don’t mind if I do!
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It’s 3am in Eire-landia, which means it’s the 30th of December. And do you know what that means?! It’s International Bacon Day! I will char some pig flesh this day and I will gorge myself.
I should probably sleep now.
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Me: I'm kind of hungry
Him: I'll give you something to munch on...
Me: ...
Him: ...Snickers? *holds up candy bar*
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My mother: Have you seen any other movies besides The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo?
Me: No. I do want to see Sherlock Holmes because Noomi's in it. Apparently Stephen Fry gets naked!
My mother: That's great if you like naked, middle-aged intellectuals
Me: I'm seldom interested in anything else.
I would appreciate the disposal of Zooey Deschanel. That is all.
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Ladies & Gentlemen, I give you, the 2012...
Michelle Bachmann: "Don’t misunderstand. I am not here bashing people who are homosexuals, who are lesbians, who are bisexual, who are transgender. We need to have profound compassion for people who are dealing with the very real issue of sexual dysfunction in their life and sexual identity disorders.” (2004)
Ron Paul: "The rate of AIDS infection is on the increase again. From the gay point of view, the reasons seem quite sensible. First, these men don't really see a reason to live past their fifties. They are not married, they have no children, and their lives are centered on new sexual partners... because sex is the center of their lives, they want it to be as pleasurable as possible, which means unprotected sex. Third, they enjoy the attention & pity that comes with being sick." (1995 in a newsletter)
Rick Perry: "I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a Christian, but you don't need to be in the pew every Sunday to know there's something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can't openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school. " (2011 in a campaign ad)
Mitt Romney: "I should tell my story. I'm also unemployed." (2011 while speaking to unemployed people in Florida. Romney's net worth is over $200 million.)
Newt Gingrich: "She's not young enough or pretty enough to be the wife of the President. And besides, she has cancer." (1994, about his first wife)
Rick Santorum: "Is anyone saying same-sex couples can’t love each other? I love my children. I love my friends, my brother. Heck, I even love my mother-in-law. Should we call these relationships marriage, too?" (2008)
Michelle Bachmann: "Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas." (2009 during a debate)
Mitt Romney: "PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air." (2006, when questioned about driving 12 hours with his dog in a cage strapped to the top of his car)
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My quiet kid brother-in-law has his new girlfriend over and she’s hotter than me. I’m not mad, I’m impressed. That kid can pull.
In other news, it took me two and a half hours to straighten my thick mess of hair. This is why I only wash my hair twice a week.
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Indifference in others is the bane of my existence. I’m tired of rolling my eyes and keeping my mouth shut.
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I woke up still angry about that fucking movie. If you’re going to make another adaptation, at least do it justice. I hate you, Fincher.
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for-our-sins asked: Noomi is the best. She will always be Lisbeth because of how she played the character, how she talks about when she played the character (how much she got into it), and because she is so beautiful and I am in love with her. Noomi is amazing!
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for-our-sins asked: Love your rant (review) of the girl with the dragon tattoo and I completely agree and I am so glad some one else thinks that because all I have heard is how amazing it is. Those people should try watching the Swedish version if they want amazing beyond belief.
